I really hate taking the bus. Maybe if I think hard enough I can evolve some wings and just start flying everywhere
I just got a craving for a cheeseburger #3.5YearsVeggie
Back to work again. Let’s hope my body doesn’t shit the bed on me today!
My knees feel like they’re made of jelly. Maybe now I can finally do the stanky leg.
Being awake for 31 hours feels like being stomped on like wine grapes. I’m worn out, sore, and halfway to fermented.
RT @pzmyers: No! You have found EVIL coffee! | it’s ok, I preformed a totally legit exorcism. I stirred in my cream and sugar w/ a crucifix.
This is sucky
RT @inquotations: Over priced tall boys are my best friends. The beverage kind, not the prostitute kind.
I lost all my text messages wwaaaahhhhh D:
Old woman on the street to me:”What is this line for!?” Me:”They’re releasing the new iPhone” Her:”For free!?” #iWish