I really hate taking the bus. Maybe if I think hard enough I can evolve some wings and just start flying everywhere
Back to work again. Let’s hope my body doesn’t shit the bed on me today!
Posted June 27, 2010 at 12:12pm
My knees feel like they’re made of jelly. Maybe now I can finally do the stanky leg.
Posted June 26, 2010 at 2:44pm
Being awake for 31 hours feels like being stomped on like wine grapes. I’m worn out, sore, and halfway to fermented.
Posted June 26, 2010 at 2:44pm
RT @pzmyers: No! You have found EVIL coffee! | it’s ok, I preformed a totally legit exorcism. I stirred in my cream and sugar w/ a crucifix.
Posted June 26, 2010 at 2:44pm
RT @inquotations: Over priced tall boys are my best friends. The beverage kind, not the prostitute kind.
Posted June 25, 2010 at 11:14pm
Old woman on the street to me:”What is this line for!?” Me:”They’re releasing the new iPhone” Her:”For free!?” #iWish
Posted June 25, 2010 at 12:18pm